What does it mean "mid-life crisis"? You are married and see a hot chick. You go after her and get caught. Oh, that's OK honey, you are just going through a mid-life crisis.
When I was married 25 years, I look at my wife one day and said, " 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, an I slept with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."
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